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     Hello, my name is Michael Wilkison. And this is my blog. I am 16  years old, and i go to Carbondale Community High School. It would be greatly appreciated if you do not stalk me. I like to eat  pudding, and perform interpretive dance. I don't usually read books, but  when i do, i read books that aren't terrible. This blog is gonna be  awesome, because reading is cool and informative. Not to mention, I do  love reading.
     The real purpose of this blog is to be used for my glorious english  class, to allow people who don't like to read as much as myself to  learn a little bit about the books that I'm reading, which at the moment  is 
The Great Gatsby by the illustrious F. Scot Fitzgerald. This  particular book is on the list of books for the "Read For a Lifetime"  Program, which has highschoolers all over the state of Illinois reading  various books in an attempt by Jesse White to encourage reading more in  schools. I chose 
The Great Gatsby because the other day i was  surfing on the 'ol internet and i discovered that there was a NES game  version of the book. I played through the game in all of it's entirety  in one sitting, all of three levels, and it was so phenomenal that i  felt compelled to read the actual inspiration for the game. Not to  mention that Nick Carraway sounds like quite the suave fellow, and can  throw his hat better than Jackie Chan.
   
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Jackie Chan, visibly upset at  
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     This third paragraph has been pre-designated as the paragraph  dedicated to suggesting other various topics related to the books that I  read to be blogged, such as: "if the protagonist/antagonist had to be  attributed to one person in the real world, who would it be, and why?"  Or perhaps Something totally simple, yet invitingly engaging: "Write a  brief summary of an appropriate number of pages and/or chapters in the  book you are reading." Quite frankly nothing excites me more than  writing a good old fashioned summary of a good read. I think summarizing  is the bee's knees because that allows outsider to actually come to  this blog from outside of the class, and perhaps even find it useful in  some way, which would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. One other possible outlet for blogging would to be to describe an entire section of the book using only interpretive pictures, and 1 word captions, now that would be both exciting and engaging to both the class and the other folks of the blog-o-sphere.
     
 
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ReplyDelete"It would be greatly appreciated if you do not stalk me." Don't think of it as "stalking", think of it as kind of a "stake out". Anyway, it's cool that you enjoy literature and writing so much, and I look forward to reading about all the things you have to say regarding your book, which is, by the way, a masterpiece. Good job picking it. As far as Nick Carraway's hat throwing skills go, I'd have to say Jackie Chan can definitely throw hats better, so long as the hat is made of Nunchaku.
ReplyDeleteDear Pudding enthusiast,
ReplyDeleteFLYNT FLOSSY IS MY FAVORITE RAPPER. On top of that, I'm also reading "The Great Gatsby". Lastly, I adore pudding. We have now established the fact that you and I have much in common. I have also played the NES version of the book, and find is phenomenal. The way Nick Carraway mows down regiments of butlers with his trusty hat, reflects Nick's nature (actually not at all, Nick is pretty boring, It's all about Jay Gatz). Anyway, your mixture of cultures really makes your blog accessible to many different readers. I commend you on your fine literary work.
Fellow Pudding Enthusiast,
Richard Ketter